nut & bolt

1
: an impromptu sexual encounter when either party's obligations only allow time for an aggressive fuck session where each party is only concerned with making themselves cum as fast as possible and both parties agree there will be no conversation, foreplay or cuddling before or after. Cum and Go.

2
:(verb) To stop by and pound the pussy as violently as possible in an effort to make her cum before you do and then getting to fuck out so she can clean up and get back to doing what she needs to do.

I'm too busy studying, but you can drop in for a nut & bolt.

I know you'r busy but, I need that fat ass you sexy bitch. I promise I'll nut & bolt.

by B Nastee July 7, 2016

Rag Nut

A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.

No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.

by Vanderslar April 28, 2020

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

cry nut

A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.

Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...

by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019

nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.

My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.

by Ballboy October 24, 2017

Nut Mullet

A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.

Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.

by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016