ass hat

Derived from the words jack ass and mad-hatter. An ass hat is someone who makes a fool of themselves in such a strange and illogical manner that no other word can define them.

"You were arrested on national television for stink palming the President of the United States at a presidential debate? You frigging ass hat!"

by Ethos June 18, 2004

Hat Trick

getting vaginal, oral and anal all in the same night

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Hat Trick

Putting your whole head into a womans vagina.

"I got herpes on my forehead!"
"How did that happen??"
"I did the Hat Trick with some girl last night."
"Man, that sucks!

by Buh2557 May 25, 2010

p hat

party hat, rare RuneScape item

'omfg i saw this rich n00b with a p hat'

by Paku123 September 6, 2006

Ass-hat

A term to be used in lieu of asshole, dickwad, etcetera. Generally used in regards to a friend of yours, but it can also be aplied to stangers when extreem ass-hattery is being carried out.

Damn, Bush is such an ass-hat.

Joey, stop trying to trip people, you're being an ass-hat.

by Imragweed December 24, 2008

Ass Hat

When someone's head is so far up their ass their wearing it as a hat.

He's such an ass hat!
who? Adair? Yes, yes he is.
Adair Sugrue

by davidtennantmegatron September 28, 2011

Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.

Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing

by eS Butcher September 7, 2012