modernist

Any writer at the age of twenty. Their head is not together enough to write about anything, but they write just the same. Unfortunately some of them are taken too seriously. Was a lot worse in the 1920s, obviously enough.

Sally doesn't know one end of a pen from the other and tells everyone she's a modernist.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

moderate

A puppet of Corporate America who gains popularity under the guise of being centrist or bipartisan.

Health Insurance lobbyists pay moderates thousands of dollars to obstruct health care reform legislation.

by FaithInTheSystem February 20, 2010

Gates of Mordor

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs.

"You're gonna want to ask Gandalf if you want to enter my Gates of Mordor."

by teh Scowl November 23, 2005

Gamefaqs moderator

People who work for the moderation of threads and regulate order at gamefaqs dot com

I am a gamefaqs moderator regardless of your opinion on the matter, we don't allow the term to be used in that manner here.
Yeah, umm. Not gonna happen.
I am always right.
It doesn't matter what you think.
I don't care that your argument is valid.

by Thetruth01 October 13, 2012

modern day superhero

a wanna be superhero with absolutely no super powers who insists he is the savoir of all. He truly lacks any common sense and is remarkably dumb. His intergalactic travels consist only of being abducted by aliens once and being probed for many hours.

Travis was jealous because a modern day superhero stole his glass of milk.

by Brooklyndt21 September 30, 2006

modern warfare 2

the best game EVER. it beat records or some shit, and has caused me to blow off my friends and prevented me from getting laid on mutiple occasions.

friend: that band you like is playing at that bar you like tonight, wanna come?
me: um.. i have plans sorry broseph
friend:FUCK YOU BONNIE I TOTALLY KNOW YOU ARE PLAYING THAT NEW COD MODERN WARFARE 2.

by miss bro0tal December 4, 2009

Modern Combat

The n00b's version of the title of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."

Guy 1: Yo, dude! Let's go play some Modern Combat!
Guy 2: Bitch, I ain't be playin' no fake-ass shit like dat. Dat bitch be called Modern WARFARE. Say it wrong again and I'mma pop a cap in yo ass, crackah.

Fancy Guy 1: Hello, friend. Would you like to utilize our game consoles to play Modern Combat?
Fancy Guy 2: Oh, dear, chap. It appears the title you've used to refer to our game is incorrect. The correct alias is "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2," or "Modern Warfare," as an abbreviated version.

by Ishalldefinesomewords December 9, 2009