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michael

WOW LOOK AT MICHAEL OVER THERE

HES GOT A MUSCLE PP FOR SURE
by muscle pp January 17, 2019
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michael

a pretty cool dad but who is an oxymoron without the oxy
my dads name is Michael
by barbee1300 July 3, 2019
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michael

a sexy ass kid with a giant cock that punishes any broad that comes within his arms.
this kid michael folded me like a pretzel and gave me some good ass dick”
by bigmikecock October 15, 2019
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Michael Krisfalusi

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
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Michael Mell

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.
by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018
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Michael Mell

Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.

Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.

Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.
No, you can't go in, Michael Mell's on his period.
by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019
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