by muscle pp January 17, 2019

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by bigmikecock October 15, 2019

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.
His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill
We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018

Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.
Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.
Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.
Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.
Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.
by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019
