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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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Ellis manoeuvre

a fucking cunt slut whore bitch fucktard. Also known as the action of extrapolating his arse crack inside out.
Jessie-“Hey look someone is getting an ellis manoeuvre!!”
Izzy-“Someone is in for a treat!!”
by cretinnn August 17, 2022
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Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.
That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.
by WutangDad August 28, 2023
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Kerit Männe

A person who has hair
Why won't you be Kerit Männe
by Manualic October 30, 2023
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