Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan

The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits

Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”

by ChadandTerrance October 10, 2023

Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016

Son of a Mitch

This is a term used to insult the father.Mitch derived from kevin harts word man bitch.SOM is the womans equivalent to SOB.

Son of a mitch i forgot my keys at home.

by Icy1 December 8, 2018

Doing a Mitch

The act of commenting sarcastically on anyone and everyone's Facebook posts.

Mitch just could not help himself, I caught him Doing a Mitch on my latest Facebook post

by Bobwayne June 23, 2019

Ms. Mitchell

Really stupid math teacher who was fired.

Ms. Mitchell is really dumb.

by Charlie Giaquinto June 25, 2019

Mitch

From a Law and Order SVU , it means " my bitch" for lesbians

"Hey look theres my mitch"

by emily55softball March 13, 2010

Mitchell

Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.

* giant fart *

Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”

Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”

Guy 1 “nice”

by Hellrow November 21, 2019