The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.
Sue: What are all these little flies around my head
Tom: There 'Midge Mites'
Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'
Tom: Run
Tom: There 'Midge Mites'
Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'
Tom: Run
by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009
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Steve's jokes are so geeky, and he loves the 80's" "Yer, but he is going to that party tonight, gotta be kinda cool right?" "Hmm he must be a Midgeek"
by DeadAwakeUK April 12, 2011
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a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
by jon213 January 22, 2004
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"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."
"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."
by dixintha March 26, 2008
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Get the minget mug.Pulling a "Midger" is best described as a person who misleads someone in to believeing they are skint & asks for money with a promise to payback withing a few days after being paid. (generally only small amounts cash) Once you have handed over the cash, the person in question will tend to ignore you &/or your requests for the cash back under the impression that you will hopefully "forget" about the money, if you are persistant with your request you will grudgingly get it back however.
Marks pulled a midger on my ass again...
What an butthole, still a lesson to be learnt here.
or
Jules has taken my money again, I saw him down the bookies about 2 hours later so I know he wasnt skint.. Asshole
Looks like you got midgered.
What an butthole, still a lesson to be learnt here.
or
Jules has taken my money again, I saw him down the bookies about 2 hours later so I know he wasnt skint.. Asshole
Looks like you got midgered.
by swiftassasin86 April 6, 2010
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