Lunch fuck friendly

A place of residence or secret spot close to work for a midday tune-up

Your new place is totally lunch fuck friendly

by Meeshicorn September 6, 2016

Asheville Lunch Break

When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.

Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"

by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

throwing one's lunch

Getting so angry you throw your lunch at someone. Occurs when flipping the fuck out or flip shit for no reason at all.

What happen Chris was throwing one's lunch after i asked where his folder was.

by J&JJJJ October 30, 2008

Lunch Lady Arms

Fat sagging (more tricep skin than bicep skin) like a turkey waddle. Some slight discoloration most definitely from domestic abuse. Wrinkled like she smoked two packs a day and blew the smoke on her arms her whole life. Forearms like a twig.

I almost ran a red light today. The woman in the car next to me had the gnarliest lunch lady arms hanging out her car window and I couldn’t take my eyes off of them!

by Kellito Bandito October 24, 2022

Business man's lunch

3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.

Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"

Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."

B: "Oh... What did you have?"

E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."

by Kmadd December 14, 2004

bitch lunch lady

A lunch lady at your high school, usually middle age, hated, and calls children fat ass for buying two lunches.

Sharron Evans at Abington Heights is a bitch lunch lady.

by BILLS2020 November 6, 2018

Two Way Lunch

A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.

Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.

by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009