That free lunch motherfucker just ate their whole plate of food and complained they didn't like it and wants it removed from the bill.
by alphamongral November 28, 2016
Get the Free lunch motherfuckermug. Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019
Get the California Bag Lunchmug. Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.
Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009
Get the Credit Crunch Lunchmug. Fat sagging (more tricep skin than bicep skin) like a turkey waddle. Some slight discoloration most definitely from domestic abuse. Wrinkled like she smoked two packs a day and blew the smoke on her arms her whole life. Forearms like a twig.
I almost ran a red light today. The woman in the car next to me had the gnarliest lunch lady arms hanging out her car window and I couldn’t take my eyes off of them!
by Kellito Bandito October 24, 2022
Get the Lunch Lady Armsmug. 3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.
Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"
Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."
B: "Oh... What did you have?"
E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."
Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."
B: "Oh... What did you have?"
E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."
by Kmadd December 14, 2004
Get the Business man's lunchmug. A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.
Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.
by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009
Get the Two Way Lunchmug. A lunch lady at your high school, usually middle age, hated, and calls children fat ass for buying two lunches.
by BILLS2020 November 6, 2018
Get the bitch lunch ladymug.