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Laying down the Carpet 

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
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layken is the most beautiful,gourgous,most amazing person you could ever meet, if your ever friends with a layken, dnt let her go.she will always know how to brighten your day and is a delightful girl.shes always fun to be around and will never let you down in bed.
ben: did you see layken yesterday?

xavier: yer she has no arse!

ben: dnt lie!
layken by the_awesome_turtle November 23, 2011

diaper layette

A diaper layette (diapering supplies). The actual diapers themselves along with any and all other necessary items, associated with the use of those diapers. The term "diaper layette" most often refers to cloth diapering, rather than disposable diapering. Diaper layette, all essential diapering equipment and supplies as needed.
The babies diaper layette consisted of 4 dozen flat fold flannelette diapers, 6 diaper pins, 8 pairs of rubber pants, a diaper pail, and a dozen baby wash cloths.
diaper layette by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 25, 2006

layer cake 

The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
layer cake by Birdamus December 3, 2013

pipe layer 

A guy who is a tremendously good fuck
Yeah, I got down with that dude... he is a real pipe layer
pipe layer by sweetgirl May 30, 2005
Layal , sexy person generally a girl funny , wasome to talk with and really generous and simply the best
Shania twain can be one Layal
Layal by aigho February 3, 2010