land blasted

verb. - To get bent over and "taken" violently on a parcel of land.

Margie had on her school girl outfit walking through farmer Dan's pasture when Eddie ran up behind her and land blasted her.

by smithlaw November 2, 2011

Rainbow Land

- An area of magical land competed for by duelmasters. Of whom Boomtrain is the most superior.

- Badass area of colourfull magic

- Rumored to be loosley based on Beachlands

"Let's settle this at the Forrest of Arden in rainbow land!"

by Boomtrain June 22, 2008

sexy land

an area of amsterdams red light district where the 'best ones are' (cmon baby) a.k.a the hub of the world.

"what shall we do said pal"

"quick lap round sexy land replied willy"

"standard said pal"

by Mickey Mornin March 26, 2008

Land of Lincoln

First, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. Then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. And send her packing.

Bernice found herself on the Land of Lincoln last night before I started running away.

by The Martitian January 5, 2011

space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

Clam Land

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.

"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."

by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015

Doonie Land

Wherever Gom is its about a 50 yd area around him

If you are around Gom you are in Doonie Land

by Weeb_of_the_Mild_Variety October 1, 2021