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kick the squirrel

(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.

2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.
Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.
by kittiesbutts August 8, 2016
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Pherry kick

A pherry kick is when the participant lines up for the most epic of all kicks. The spherical object is propelled behind the person and the player initiates into the "velez zone". This is when all concentrated focus is directed to kicking the juggle ball behind the back, over the shoulders and ultimately risking the game for props. This is best executed in a "male gymnast" fashion. This causes the player to look homosexual, but at the same time steezy dank. Variations of this move include: double, triple and even quaternary levels of fairy kicking. You can do this trick on grass, ledges, stairsets, flatbars, and yes even in magdons office.
that was a dank lofty hairy gossomously perpetuated scratchy beat velez-like beefy nuggety splotchy compensated resovoir twisted klutched commonwealth dictatored switch butter nook pherry kick BREH!!!!
by U.J.L March 31, 2011
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Kicking Hoof

(Verb)
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.
Harry and Ronald were sitting on a bench, while out of no where, Hermione walked by and accidentally drops her wand in front of them revealing her loose lips, which gave Ronald a "Kicking Hoof".
by Make Her Say Wow July 25, 2011
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camel kick

An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.
"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."
by Ned September 30, 2004
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kick this pig

A phrase used when leaving a drinking establishment.
Kevin: c'mon erik let's kick this pig

Erik:say what?

Kevin: as in get outta this place.
by erik debauchery September 14, 2006
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kicked in the nuts

hurts and you cant get up :(
by gameboss7 August 21, 2010
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Beaner-Kick

When you kick a ball with the side of your foot. Note it's called beaner kick beacause mostly mexicans do it...
Fernando performed a beaner-kick when were playin soccer.
by KooL-AiD10491 March 9, 2006
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