john jones

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.

Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!

by Dolphin Dancing May 31, 2016

josh jones

One fucking bad ads that you do not want to mess with

You have beef with Josh Jones. I wouldn't mess with him if I were you.

by Jones32693 July 21, 2017

Jon Jones

A juicy slut

Hey, it's only a picogram, that's like a pinch of ssalt in an olympic swimming pool, that's not cheating! - "a Jon Jones fan, probably."

by thatdude283 December 30, 2018

Millie Jones

One of the biggest slags of all time. Lies about everything and even faked a pregnancy for attention. Did she get fucked by jack kelly? Who knows at this point the girls gotten on her knees for so many boys we’ve lost count at this point. Wears about 5 push up bras and her ass is not even big

That girl Millie Jones is a fat slag

by Keepdownlowessex April 12, 2020

Alex Jones(sans form)

Alex Jones 5th form this form Alex Jones in the most powerfull form before the the super gay frogs ark

Alex Jones(sans form) is so cool

by Sans car April 15, 2020

The Quincey Jones Whistlebox

Circumsizing Quincey Jones and then buzzing through the foreskin, thus creating a pleasant Kazoo-like sound.

Sho Nuff! when my girl plays me that Quincey Jones Whistlebox it gets my juices running.

by John Whittaker February 12, 2004

Mike Jones

A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach

Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones

by Matt from PV PA April 15, 2006