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jessica barden 

stan for clear skin and good grades
jessica barden is so pretty and sexy

jessica simpson 

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.
I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!
jessica simpson by Steve January 27, 2005

Jessica tarlov 

A frequent liberal guest on Fox News who is extremely fucking hot.
I would like to mount that libtard Jessica Tarlov and ride her pussy hard while she lets out that vocal fry!
Jessica tarlov by Harold Maddux March 10, 2017

Jessica Simpson 

A woman who's dumber than and makes millions by being stupid. Has nice
I love ProActive because... It WORKED for me!
-Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson by Tereth February 21, 2005

jessica simpson 

A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!
jessica simpson by Kaleema February 28, 2005

jessica simpson 

a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.
you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!
jessica simpson by ashlee November 10, 2004