January 1 

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

January 1 by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 25th 

A special date

January 25th is a special date when a special person is born you would be lucky to have a friend born on this day <3

January 25th by Bolena January 3, 2022

January 8

the most smartest persons where born on january 8! So if you're born on january 8 it seems that you are a very smart person :)
btw if you're reading this on your birthday a very happy birthday from me to you

boy 1: ''hey do you know her she seems so smart.''
boy 2: ''yeah because she's born on january 8''
boy 1: ''oh that makes sense!''

January 8 by im_not_james_bond January 4, 2022

January 10 

January 10 is national "buy a hatsune miku figure to your lgbt friend" day

"Look! I got you a Hatsune Miku figure because it's January 10!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my house Johnny it's 2am"

January 10 by im high while writing these January 9, 2022

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

January 9 by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

January 14

National have sex with your significant other day

we had sex on January 14th
you must really love each other

yes

January 14 by amongus man January 12, 2022

January 17 

January 17th, National kiss your girl day! Tell her you love her!

January 17th, the day you grab your girl and kiss her!! Don’t be scared. Tell her you love her also

January 17 by Kk :/ January 16, 2022