Cock Inches

A unit of measurement that a man uses to describe the length of his penis to feel better aout himself. One cock inch (though varies greatly from man to man) is roughly .6 standard inches.

Guy: "Say girl, i have a ten inch dick,"

Girl: "Quit using cock inches to try and be cool, we all know your a sixer."

Guys friends: "OOhhhhhhhhh!"

by bigrod12 December 25, 2011

56 inch

Coward

He is a 56 inch, he will run away from all debate

by Bhagatsingh February 5, 2021

itchyfanny

An itchy twat

I thought an Itchyfanny was an Japanese
motorbike until I discovered Smirnoff.

by John MacMillan November 14, 2003

Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

itchy

being really aggrivated or mad about something, usually referring to a certain subject going on at the time during a conversation

Guy 1- yo bro, i cant get this music on my ipod, and its pissing me off

Guy 2- yo are you mad itchy right now??

Guy1- yeaa, annd i hate it

by CBoU December 28, 2010

Power Inch

term for a hand movement politicians use when speaking puclicly. The forefinger and thumb are held approximately an inch apart, while the other three fingers are tucked under, into the palm. The hand moves forward in a pointing motion.

The Assemblyman was really giving him the power inch during the debate!

by Kathleen "Dot Com" December 1, 2006