Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

hawk

a lonely human that is usually isolated from society often refers to gingers, people with acne or generally depressed people.

"Man: jesus man you look worst than hawk"

"your like hawk the dork"

by Declan Parry February 7, 2009

Stephen Hawking voice

A condition that happens when someone is so boring they begin to develop a robotic monotone voice.

That guy at the desk sure had a bad case of Stephen Hawking voice.

by Ezy Ryder August 19, 2011

Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010

Black Hawk Down

Being dragged butt naked like a soldier from the movie black hawk down.

James was black hawk down after Lupe's brothers found her he had been beating her.

by thenewdictionarywriter October 30, 2023

Hawk Tuah

Verb: To spit on that thing.

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!

by JetBlastSST June 19, 2024

Hawk Tuah Handshake

When you spit into your palm before dapping someone up

My friend game me a sloppy Hawk Tuah Handshake before he left the function

by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024