math homework 

a sneaky way of getting out of the house for a some wacky tabacky.

i gotta go do some math homework

math homework by Gold Leader June 25, 2006

doing my homework on the computor 

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

doing my homework on the computor by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

physics homework 

-smoking pot
a code word for smokin pot, or getting weed,

-lets go do our physics homework now

- mom stop talking i have to leave to go to bobs house to do my physics homewrok

physics homework by annalynn at the shiz August 3, 2007

holiday homework 

Homework assigned over the holidays i.e the worst kind of homework that any teacher could give.

Biology Teacher: You have to do a cell poster, do this prac and a chapter test for holiday homework.
English Teacher: You have to write 700-800 words on this creative writing task.
French Teacher: You have to write a paragraph about your family and do 11 pages of your grammar book.
Me: Oh dear god please help me!
Me: *procrastinates*
Me: *has to do it at the last minute* FUUUUUUUUU

holiday homework by xgirlybooknerdx May 8, 2016

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

doing my german homework by venus88 September 21, 2009

Doing homework 

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

Doing homework by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Extra homework 

The worst thing in the entire universe. Something you wouldn't want to get.

My friend: "Do you have any extra homework today?"

Me: "Yes, and I don't want to do it! "

Extra homework by Ayakamissuni July 17, 2022