Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith

Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick

by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022

goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably

yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.

by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022

Goon

An rather silly individual

Patrice was a total Goon!

by Andy the Gurk February 10, 2022

Gogon

a racial slur for bri ish people

lets go buck break these Gogons

by whitesmasher February 21, 2022

Goon

A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.

Goon: "Hurry up with dough, da boss wants this place cleared out before da freakin' bat shows up!"

by Goonmaster April 8, 2022

Goonbag

A "Goonbag" is a large hairy mammal, similar to a walrus. It cannot bend at the knee without complaint and sings like a dying cat making love to a rhinoceros getting a prostate exam.

Ex. "Hey Goonbag! Happy birthday ya hairy bastard"

by Fuckuselbagus May 7, 2022

Goon

Josh

Josh is a goon

by Strongest Man in Hastings May 20, 2022