goofy goober

A goofy goober is someone who is a bloody mentalist... but without the pro finesse of a proper one. Usually someone confused who is still socially active, contributes occasionally and often says stupid shit: thats a goofy goober

Colon:Hey man, my cup is empty
Phil: Man Colon, you're such a goofy goober

by Philipp Beer March 15, 2005

Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

by Val November 2, 2004

goober

a dork; someone who does something of dork manner

I forgot where i put my glasses, oops there on my head!!
you are such a goober!!!

by Missy June 13, 2004

goobel

a girl version of a goober.

Oh boy you are a goobel

by AndreaLee December 29, 2008

gooben gobben

when you have uncontrollable vaginal leakage and it has a foul oder.

Sally looked down and her pants were wet. She has Gooben Gobben.

by Ass monkeyfart August 6, 2008

goober style

wearing socks with your birkenstocks or open toed sandals

" wow, hes so lazy he went goober style today"

by Hallie March 29, 2005

Goobah

This a flamboyant male who roams from town to town in the greater Boston area preying on women because he is so insecure about his own sexuality. He tends to date out of his league just to try and prove he's straight. He is exetremy careless about his extracurricular activities and is willing to take the closest big black male into a restroom.

Person1: I caught my boyfriend having sex with a dude
Person2 : OMG you were dating a Goobah

by Jaimie_hates_life December 15, 2016