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German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.
Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.
by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021
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german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss
Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss
by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021
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German shepherding

If he don’t lick that ass he’s a little boy.
by Darla505 August 10, 2021
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Gerane

A bad ass bitch that doesn't give two flying ducks about problems.Gerane is a beautiful name that is followed by her twin germine
Did you hear how that gerane swears ?
by Armamenti November 24, 2021
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Germante

Germante is a beautiful Lithuanian name(Germantė in LT)
Defenition: The name Germante reflects the life lesson and challenge of the first vowel 'E'. This has to do with relying less on extrinsic motivation and more on intrinsic motivation and also to avoiding an attitude that is too straightforward and offensive to others.
People named Germante are the best people in the world, if you're friends with them make sure you never leave them and tell them how much you appreciate them!
"I made a new friend today"
"who is it?"
"Germante, they're amazing"
"Oh my god Germante is a keeper"
by ilovemybestie<3 November 27, 2021
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German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.
"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"
by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021
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German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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