greaser

A cool awsome guy that bald insecure idiots talk crap about behind their backs. Uses a light hair grease better known as pomade to slick the hair back and pomp it up. Girs always like these kind of guys becuase they have good looks.

Insecure blad guy's thoughts whenhe sees a cool good looking greaser guy,"man I wish I coud be like him."

by Janet 7 March 22, 2010

greasy

1. To feel greasy means to feel like a badass mofo ready to do anything.

2. When something is greasy it is either cool, badass, or anything to that extent.

1.
Billy: Are you sure about calling all of the UFC fighters gay and slapping them?
Captain Osiris: Dude i'm feelin greasy, i can do whatever the hell i want.

2.
Colt: Dude I got this new Pitt Bull/Rottweiler and its pretty greasy.

by Soup84 April 15, 2009

Greasy Ski Mask

When a man has sweaty testicles, he wipes the sweat off and rubs it on a woman's face.

My balls were so sweaty that night so I gave my ho a greasy ski mask.

by I_Wish August 3, 2009

Greaser

Someone who is incredibly greasy or oily and has not been in the shower for quite some time. Some say that a greaser can be dripping with grease. Quite frankly it is disgusting.

Josh you disgusting greaser get away from me

by Cigmonster November 30, 2016

Gooch grease

A thin musky film of grease, which collects in the gooch region of the me body.

His gooch felt wet, I could feel the gooch grease.

by Ahlanaa August 1, 2020

Grease trap

An insult, mainly towards a fat or obese person, male or female, who refuses to do anything about their wieght and just keeps on eating fatty and greasy foods, and they frequently use excuses that such as "I will always be that way" or "God made me this way". Other grease traps wallow in their own misery at the fact that they are so fat and sit in front of the T.V. eating a bag of Doritos and drinking a mcDonalds milkshake while watching Maury or Oprah when they could be working out instead of eating so much grease. This is why they are called grease traps, because they are aware of the problem, and will not make healthy chioces in order to change the situation.

Girl #1: Oh that Tim guy eats way too much greasy foods. The sad thing is that he refuses to do a thing about it. He just keeps eating and eating.

Girl #2: He has become such a grease trap.

Girl #1: Yeah tell me about it. The fryers at McDonalds has less grease in their traps then he does.

by ~BluntBitch~ August 19, 2008

grease guy

Also know as a "grip and grin" person. An extovert. An individual with an outgoing personality who has the ability to achieve a goal through interpersonal skills.

President Bill Clinton with his ability to meet someone for the first time and make them feel like they were the only person in the world who matters is the best grease guy.

by tjd79 April 12, 2008