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fun man lotion

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.
"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."
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Have fun, get laid

Have fun, get laid.
- Alternative way of saying goodbye.
by M8io-G and PhatMark August 31, 2010
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max fun

The perfect time to leave a party. When fun has been maximized and only the crying or problems remain.
The father looks at the wife and says "max fun" at the gathering. The wife then gets the kids together and they leave all having had a great time. The adults have a mutual understanding that the fun has been maximized and often leaving early they will miss the end of the party, but they also miss the problems. They move on the the next event and are all happy.
by Macquisto August 17, 2011
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Barrels of Fun

Something incredibly fun!
That was totally barrels of fun!
by That Guy Who Does The Stuff September 5, 2014
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Are we having fun yet?

A tongue-in-cheek query that someone asks his buddy when they are engaged in a horridly-boring and/or disagreeable task. Intended to lighten the mood and sympathize with your co-worker about the less-than-pleasant job/situation.
Dude, helping his buddy to sweep up piles of scattered wood-shavings in a warehouse they're tidying up: "Are we having fun yet?"
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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Fun Fact

A short fact that is usually unknown or random that is told for laughs, to create awed reactions at your obscure knowledge, or to fill an awkward silence. Keep in mind, it is not typically a very important fact because it is not relevant to everyday life.
It is not just any piece of information (such as what you did that day) but something that can be considered a fact.
A fun fact can come from any category, from math to animals.

To put it simply, useless tidbits of information to impress your friends with!

**Can be shortened to FF **
1. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

2. The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

3. Snaple Facts (located on all Snaple bottle caps) are examples of Fun Facts

(In conversation:)
Evelyn: "Here's an FF I learned while working in the zoo: A hummingbird weighs less than a penny."
Friends: "Whoah! I never knew! Cool!" =0
by GetThe(fun)Facts September 27, 2011
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Fun

The act of beating your children into a coma with a tire iron.
I'm bored. Children get over here! I need to have fun.
by The King of my POOPY April 19, 2013
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