mother fucker

When you stubb your toe

" MU-th-aa FFFFuu-ccckk-errrrrrrr"

by Joey May 12, 2003

fucker bitch

Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.

Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?

What?

Fucker bitch

by Austin January 6, 2004

Forkers

A secret organization of men that terrorize the homes of students and faculty of Parkway North High School in St. Louis, MO by sticking forks into the ground in the middle of the night.

Who are the Forkers??

by One of the Forkers June 16, 2003

eat dick, fucker

best phrase ever

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker

by josh70 January 6, 2009

fockers

to be used in exchange of fu*kers, bast*rds, or a$$holes

Hey, those fockers stole my car!

by Alicia V. September 12, 2003

Cat fucker

- some who wanks on or fucks cats

-Izaac wanked on his cat making him a cat fucker.

by Parade June 26, 2008

uncle fucker

1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.

My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.

by Clark Potter December 13, 2003