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Floor Creak

When you fart or burp, and ask anyone around you if they floor creaked to hide your mistake.
(Shits pants)
Whoo! Did the floor creak or something?
by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015
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Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 27, 2015
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floor jelly

When you're on your period and it drips on the floor
Wow her floor jelly looks yummy
by cockboggler October 25, 2015
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Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015
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floor the place

Floor the place
When someone wants you to "floor the place" they want you to fuck them so hard they can't walk for a week
John wanted me to floor the place last night but I just wasn't ready.

Margret and Billy really floored the place last night, I could hear it from the room next to theirs!
by Fuck English language February 28, 2016
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Floor dancing

My girlfriend and I don’t do normal lap dance. No. We do floor dancing.
by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018
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Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
by GayCloud June 17, 2018
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