Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

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Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”

Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”

by Robby_ April 11, 2024

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floor skrilla

The semen and sweat soaked money found on the floor of a strip club.

That ho work at the Bank and Spank, but she busted so she ain't even gettin that Floor Skrilla

by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014

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Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying

Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up

by Simma January 7, 2024

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A Floor

A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante

She is such a Floor

by AnHorse June 11, 2017

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Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

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