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Olde English

Shit tacos in a bottle. This horrific brand of malt liquor is sold most popularly in 40oz. glass bottles and is generally priced in the neighborhood of 3 bucks. Considering that the alcohol conent of this beverage is about 8% the price to booze ratio is favorable for those in dire financial straights. The recomended method of consumption is to drink all 40oz. in a hurry and then wait for the party to begin. Unfortunatly, the hangover that results from Olde English is akin to being run over by a Cadilac Escilade packed with over weight gangsters.
Dude, I was down to my last few bucks last night but I wanted to get ripped so I bought a 40 of Olde English and pounded that mother.
by Don_Vito December 12, 2009
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English

1. A quirky little langauge that you wont have a chance of understanding unless you jump in with both feet. English often makes little sense when anylised but is certainly fun none the less, and which by some ungodly reason managed to spread to pretty much most of the world.

2. An even quirkier group of people that can do things downright eccentric, flamboyant or outragous and still maintain their dignity. A group of people that have ministries not departments, tea not coffie and an accent renouned in most of the world. An englishman has a natural born ability of self depreciation, a complex sense of humour (with a 'u'), and a brilliant cricket team (just dont tell the australians that). The english are also rather renouned for complaining about the weather or lack-there-of.
1. It's not color, its colour, and they're not cookies, they're biscuits!

2. A: Oh my gosh is'nt the weather just awefull
B: 'isnt'?, use proper english sir.
B: Oh so sorry, but we still won the cricket
A: So we did, how absolutly spiffing!
B: Oh do pass the tea
A: There you go, biscuits?
by Russell Dawson August 30, 2008
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Engine Zip

Young nubile ( 16 - 22 yrs) London raver girls from the early / mid 90s.
Look at Engine zip. I bet she's pilled up and feeling horny.
by slssfw May 22, 2005
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Engelette

Noun -- a female admirer of NBC News Middle East correspondent Richard Engel.
Jane, an Engelette, waited up all night to watch Richard Engel's latest report from the Middle East.
by Chill Penury April 16, 2011
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Engineering Gene

The gene passed down from one person to another, resulting in a future engineer. Tell-tale signs in such a person include an inexplicable love for creating problems to solve (technical or mechanical) when there's absolutely no need to, the constant need to find solutions for everyday issues that no one else gives a crap about, know-it-all syndrome, and the inability to admit they're wrong. Are usually social inept to some degree.

On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
Normal person: I'm bored, I'd go on the computer but the internet's so fricking slow today...
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
by GeekiestGirl December 6, 2011
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engineering champion

A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.
Oh look at this engineering champion , how long before they realize its not plug in.
by weedrx March 29, 2017
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engji

Engji is a name that people who are really perfect has it. If you are called Engji it means that you are very hot,cute,and smart at the same time so you should be proud of yourself and your name.
Engji=hot&smart&cute
Also Engji means Angel
by Gold girl November 8, 2018
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