Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

Eli

Best person you’ll meet they’re funny sweet and kind

Bro look! It’s Eli
Yesss

by Gob gob January 9, 2022

Eli Hordiner

Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga

Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife

by Pope Chris November 5, 2023

Eli

a omni-sexual that's obsessed with their best friend zahia, and also lives flirting with Remi and is in an platonic poly relationship with remi and maliyah

Person1: "Hi Eli! "

Eli : "Hi"
Person3: "OMG IS THAT AN ELI??? "

by Just.a.friend2007 February 9, 2022

Eli

Eli is the type of person you can come to for anything. She is the best friend you could only imagine in books and that makes her all the more special. Ps. Love your purple hair friend

Eli is an amazing person

by Purplehairlady June 13, 2023

Eli

Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.

Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!

by komodo737 November 5, 2021

Elie Hajjar

Hes sexxy af

Elie Hajjar is soooooo hot. Wtf, did you look at his dick

by ThinPeak June 6, 2018