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Oh duck

when your tryna type “for fucks sake” but your autocorrect is tryna spread positivity
“oh ducks sake she did it again”
“duck?”
fuck. you know i meant fuck, tony”
by itsallokay June 3, 2021
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Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.
Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.
by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015
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Duck Moment

Use this term when someone is being an absolute chad. Often said when someone is getting lots of bitches or just having mega chad behaviour.
Person 1: Yo they were having a whole ass Duck Moment
Person 2: They were really thinking like the top g
by AndrewTate’sCar August 31, 2022
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To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.
Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."
by Quacktastic11047 June 18, 2011
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Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.
"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."
by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020
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duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 May 20, 2018
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Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"
by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017
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