Public drinking

The consumption of alcoholic beverages in a public places where alcohol is not permitted or consuming an absurd amount where it is permitted or even just simply drinking publicly.

Dad : Damn she should know better than to be drinking at Chuck E Cheese's! That public drinking isn't legal here!

by babiigurll812 March 4, 2009

Umbilical Docking

When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.

This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.

Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!

Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.

"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."

by Ram M. Stein October 5, 2009

day after drinking

Abbreviated d.a.d. these shits are the worst. Simply a day after drinking shit.

Dude last night I drank so muck Miller and now I can feel a d.a.d. coming on. Fuck Day after drinking shits

by kidwhodrinks May 11, 2014

drinking alone

Something very lonely and sad people do. A person that very badly needs a woman in his life.

I’m drinking alone cause I’m too lazy to date.

by Hitchette October 29, 2017

Irish Drinking Song

Any song at all.

"Hey, 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' is playing."

"Sounds like an Irish Drinking Song to me! Bottoms up!"

by Ja$on December 21, 2008

Drinking Red Sea

The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.

"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"

by weaver November 19, 2003

Drinking Smart Chart

A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".

The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.

This is the Drinking Smart Chart

Example 12 beer a day drinker

Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3

by Lawrence Scott November 7, 2008