Pacheco Diet

The Pacheco Diet is a method of being frugal and saving money. It requires you to be cheap, rethink your unnecessary purchases, and be stingy with the amount of crap you buy - It's not for the faint of heart. Although the Pacheco Diet is about saving dat money and being frugal with your purchases, you should always be generous towards others.

I don't spend all my money at the bar anymore... Pacheco Diet!

by Pegasus6 December 1, 2021

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The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal

Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"

by mjb15 January 23, 2011

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cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.

Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.

by birdy93 December 17, 2015

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cottage cheese diet

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

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