Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

Dolphinating

The act a professional swimmer dies while under the water, after the initial dive.

Kathleen Baker was dolphinating when she dove into the water.

by B055REDNECK August 7, 2016

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 1, 2022

Dolphin

A rapey aquatic animal

Dolphins are rapists

by Musical Chairs March 23, 2021

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

butter dolphin

A butter dolphin is a type of dolphin that lives in butter, preferably bregott. It was discovered in "the suberbs" of sweden by a dolphin lover that liked to put dolphins in her butter.

"wow thats a lovely butter dolphin you got there, may i touch it?"
"BUTTER DOLPHIN!!"

by butterdolphin00 December 12, 2016

Sticky Dolphin

The act of inserting the brush end of the toothbrush up your own asshole and then proceeding to brush your teeth with it. This can also be done to others as a form of punishment with another person putting the toothbrush in while the taker must brush with it after.

Steven: "What I did wasn't even that bad"
Devon: "Bro you gave yourself a sticky dolphin, IT'S THAT BAD"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024