center of attention deficit disorder

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.

Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009

Definonym

A word that literally is what it means.

Examples of Definonyms:

The word "word" is a word.

Stupider - Using the word stupider makes you stupider.

Abbrev. - The abbreviated form of the word abbreviated.

by Zyzzyva May 6, 2009

defuct

A high-severity defect that leaves the system in a very bad state. (noun)

Etymology: a combination of "defect" and the adjective form of a common 4-letter slang word derived from the latin fvccant which, in common parlance means to have been cheated.

Alternate definition: an unlikely condition of having regained ones virginity (but this would probably require a homophonic spelling).

I logged two defects on the layout and a defuct about the server crash.

by jfkelley June 19, 2009

Defense Curl

A normal type Pokemon move used to raise it's defense.

Pokemon Trainer: Sandshrew! Use Defense Curl!

Sandshrew curls itself into a ball...

by He Who Remains Unnamed April 13, 2011

definability

The ability to quickly and accurately read an environment, a situation or a person.

My definability tells me that Juan is manipulating his team in order to make himself look good.

by k3mmf February 6, 2012

Defendini

Defendini's are highly intelligent, saucy, mischievous and extremely defensive of themselves and anyone they care about. They are of Latin background. Defendini is the last name of a close knit but constantly fighting sort of family, or a very hot and mysterious boy/girl. They will die and kill for you. Never get on a Defendini's bad side, you will leave scarred if you survive the encounter. They're good hard lovers, both emotionally and physically. Defendini's are rare, if you find one, you've either won the lotto or a one way ticket to hell, depending on the day.

Those Defendini's are defensive but cool.

I wish I was a Defendini!

That Defendini family is funny but insane.
Insanity Hilarious Family Hitman

by Kawaii god of darkness April 1, 2017

defozz

A term you would hear in Sauga (mississauga) or toronto for slapping someone.

Yo fam are you tryna catch a rude defozz

by _sb_ October 25, 2017