Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021

Dry-pissing

The act of metaphorically pissing oneself

The guy was standing there dry-pissing himself because he was scared like a little bitch

by DKBiggestSpunker February 23, 2022

dry tortuga

When your girl's laying on her back but isn't in the mood and won't let you past the shell.

I took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga.

by midgetmugger December 7, 2017

Dry Bowling

To drop a turd in a completely dry toilet. Often this requires turning off the water and the use of a plunger. The goal is make a turd that will smell really bad and for a long period of time. Dry Bowls can also attract flies.

Oliver bragged about the 49ers losing the Super Bowl so I got him back by Dry Bowling his toilet.

by HellaFace February 3, 2013

Dry soaping

The act of bathing using only soap and no water.

I'm allergic to shower water so I have to resort to dry soaping.

by THAT_ECHHH December 7, 2018

Dry wheel

An individual who flirts and attempts to pick up females, with the individual not consuming alcohol in the entire process.

"Yo bro let's get plastered tonight at the club and pick up some chicks."
"idk bro that dry wheeling asshole is there, we gon have us some real competition."

by Treees May 14, 2013

Dry Spell

Going a long period of time with out any type of coitus/intercourses causing you to act like a hormonal teenager

You might look like a genderbent Walter with wrinkles. I don’t know if it is the 30 year dry spell but that is *DOING IT FOR ME*!

by @TheCrimsonFucker December 24, 2020