douchebag

Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.

Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.

by old lang guy March 20, 2013

Douchebag

Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.

That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?

Because he's a douchebag

by grad98cofc March 22, 2013

Douchebag Pic

The male equivalent of the "sexy mirror pic" resulting in attention from girls, look as much of a douche/jock as possible.

Jim: Wow he is flexing his muscles in a tight wife beater to get the girl's attention....

Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.

by Formithis May 26, 2013

Douchebag

Alex Harris.

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."

by Ajent123 August 26, 2013

Douchebaggery

An event or act performed by a douchebag. This event or act will negatively impact a particular situation, can involve multiple douchebags, and take the acts of non-douchebags but collectively result in a douchebag situation. An act of douchebaggery will likely result in the creation of a new douchism for describing such act. Example:

As the meeting drew to a close, the various dignitaries could not resist the opportunity to provide closing comments. As these comments drug on and extended the meeting, each person who spoke tried to be more dignified than those previous. The resulting unprepared speeches contained douchalogies and went from an otherwise typical meeting towards a collective douchievement thanks to all of the douchebaggery.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

Douchebag

Helder

L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.

by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013

Douchebag Moment

When you are normally not a douchebag type but for a split moment act like a douchebag.

Guy 1: I am hungry and haven't had almost anything today.

Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.

Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.

Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment

Guy 1: Oh ok.

by Gamerlives April 24, 2014