1) to consistently gravitate towards the unnecessary;
2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
-"The job interview was going well until I totally Dave Bergh-ed it."
-"How so?"
-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."
-"Oh."
-"How so?"
-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."
-"Oh."
by Steve with Warrior Balls December 06, 2011
A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.
by mutatedidiot May 01, 2005
I'm going Dave Hunter on his ass if he does not shut up!
Term coined by radio hosts when Dave Hunter goes absolutely berserk on anyone that pisses him off. An anger like no other to which the world has never know.
Term coined by radio hosts when Dave Hunter goes absolutely berserk on anyone that pisses him off. An anger like no other to which the world has never know.
by Draxent99X June 04, 2014
Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.
Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.
by everydaywoman May 27, 2019
“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”
by bakaburger April 28, 2021
by Gluey April 02, 2006
he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)
by Jo Osborne April 11, 2006