Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Like Candy on Halloween

When a harlot happens to give out sexual acts on a near daily basis as if they were candy on halloween. She just gives it out to anyone who asks.

That Cunt happens to give it out Like Candy on Halloween.

That IS AWWEEEESOOMMMEEE. I'll talk to her

by theeurbandictionary July 31, 2011

Stroller Candy

Eye candy out and about with his/her kid(s).

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."

by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012

Stalker Candy

any person who receives unwanted attention of any kind on multiple occasions without provocation.

adrian235 has been sending me emails for 2 years describing in great detail about how great our life would be together because I like coldplay too. GiGeR324 "likes" his posts and wants an invite to the wedding. I have resorted to blank info page and avatar pic of dancing ponies and I am still getting emails. stalker candy

by daft35 February 19, 2012

Meme Candy

Something that is apparently likely to become an internet meme or spur the creation of such memes. Something memorable, quotable, or for other reasons expected to go viral.

Derived from the phrase "eye candy" and related to "fan service" although not necessarily intentional.

Friendship is Magic and Adventure Time are popular online because they are full of meme candy.

by Alrecenk February 9, 2013

buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014