Dallas Cowboys

A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.

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by Mike B. Anderson January 12, 2008

cowboy

A unskilled person who pretends to be a professional trades person.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

cowboy kait

a "cowboy kait" is when you put a peice of fruit up someones ass and yell.. COWBOY KAIT.. then give it to a hobo?

Damn, that hobo just received a cowboy kait! And he ate it to!!!!

by Daniel Pritschow November 18, 2004

conroy

Conroy, Generally short and likes to act cool in an awkward manner

Oh look he’s such a conroy! Look at the way he walks!

by Dxriuz February 9, 2020

penis cowboy

Occurs when one man spreads barbecue sauce (preferably Bull's Eye) on another man's scrotum. The man who spread the sauce then proceeds to lasso the scrotum to the point where the blood stops flowing to the penis, thus forming a tip resembling that of a cowboy's hat.

Hey Johnny, you should really watch out for the penis cowboy. I've heard of some weird things going on at that place.

by JayJayDesaree January 27, 2007

dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008

Cowboytastic

And adjective describing: The meanest, greenest, most badass cowboy around.

clint eastwood = cowboytastic

-Tony

by PaulBlack4d December 10, 2008