computer fag:
A person who has no friends or very little friends and plays gay games such as Runescape or World of Warcraft.
They use words such as "noob" and "pwn". Most male computer fags have never been laid. Ever. The words noob and pwn are just as gay as they are. They waste their life on faggish multiplayer online video games that consists of "magical" wizards and goblins. You know, gay shit like that. These people, often males, tend to be interested in Naruto and childish things. They also gather in online chat rooms and type out their fake actions, lie about being with women sexually, and usually think that they are in gangs.
The computer fag is the unmanliest being on the face of the planet. They should be shunned by us Non-Homos.
A person who has no friends or very little friends and plays gay games such as Runescape or World of Warcraft.
They use words such as "noob" and "pwn". Most male computer fags have never been laid. Ever. The words noob and pwn are just as gay as they are. They waste their life on faggish multiplayer online video games that consists of "magical" wizards and goblins. You know, gay shit like that. These people, often males, tend to be interested in Naruto and childish things. They also gather in online chat rooms and type out their fake actions, lie about being with women sexually, and usually think that they are in gangs.
The computer fag is the unmanliest being on the face of the planet. They should be shunned by us Non-Homos.
Matt: "Hey dude you see that kid over there."
Jusin: "Ya he's that fag that watches Naruto and still likes Pokemon."
Matt: "I know he is so gay. Last night he was playing Halo online with my brother and was calling him a noob and saying he pwned him and shit. He's such a computer fag."
Justin: "Really? Lets go kick his ass, then have sex with women."
Jusin: "Ya he's that fag that watches Naruto and still likes Pokemon."
Matt: "I know he is so gay. Last night he was playing Halo online with my brother and was calling him a noob and saying he pwned him and shit. He's such a computer fag."
Justin: "Really? Lets go kick his ass, then have sex with women."
by So Fuckin Manly April 14, 2008
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Origin of the word is from women who use to sit at desks counting numbers all day. Eventually replaced by machinery so that women can stay home and cook.
Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.
Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.
by G-Funk November 23, 2004
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The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!
by Globule July 3, 2005
Get the Spontaneous Self-Combustion mug.1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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