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bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.
I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.
by moochia January 27, 2024
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Intellectual Coma

Someone or something that refuses to take in factual information and will rather follow misinformation instead of scientific, mathematical, or demonstrative fact.
"Everyone is in an intellectual coma but me the person that states the world is flat."
by NathanSyndicate February 25, 2024
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Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart
Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.
by jeepy24 May 11, 2024
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Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death
I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.
by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024
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Gaming coma

When you spend so long sitting in one spot playing a video game uninterrupted that you are completely immersed in the game and entirely numb to and dissociated from the world around you.
Josh: I just spent 6 hours straight playing Minecraft, and then, when I had to get up to go to dinner, I was so disoriented. I couldn't even remember what day it was.

Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.
by A Sharp Major January 12, 2025
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Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.
I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma
by Brize\ January 14, 2025
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Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.
Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"
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