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coffee postal

extremely energetic or snarky person all hopped up on caffeine. may be annoying. may be slightly crazy. may be pitching a fit, or working fast and furious. may be the next new legal defense, following the "Twinky defense."
1. Slow down on the espresso shots before you start getting all coffee postal !

2. Are you ADD or coffee postal?
by tenzen January 2, 2009
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Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public
by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019
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coffee and tv

A song by Blur that expresses being tired of life. Graham Coxon wrote the song to cheer Damon Albarn up. There's a cute milk box on the music video.
Girl: How are you?
Blur Fangirl: I'm like the Coffee and Tv lyrics. I'm brain-dead virtually!
by banalrandom June 6, 2016
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Biker coffee

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up
I had my "Biker coffee" already, I'm rolling so hard.
by luciaaa116 February 15, 2018
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Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.
by Daggatron January 16, 2017
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Coffee Drop

The sudden and inevitable urge to do a poo following a strong coffee.
Example 1:

Man that coffee is going right through me, I need to do a coffee drop.

Example 2:

Sally: What's wrong babe?

Sam: *Winces as swigging last drop of coffee* Ahh shit gotta do a coffee drop! *runs to bathroom*
by Lala 83 September 21, 2011
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coffee wife

the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop
My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.
by hannatho November 16, 2013
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