rocky mountain steam clean

To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss

"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."

by Vegan Carnivore September 5, 2006

Mr. Clean

To squirt one half bottle of dawn dish soap into your ass and fart it out all over your lover.

I Mr. Clean'd that dirty hoe!

by T-rav93 August 16, 2014

dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.

by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011

fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

Pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh

its a compliment

if someone says this u should automatically respond with Pussy pretty pussy fat full of flesh

-"Pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh"
- "Pussy pretty pussy fat full of flesh"
-"Slay"

by unjombroo October 2, 2022

Stream Clean

Blasting skid marks off the sidewalls of a toilet with a urine stream.

That bowl was nasty, I had to stream clean it before I sat down and did my business.

by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009

Mexican Dry Clean

When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press it. Thus performing the Mexican Dry Clean. So named for the regular practice of Mexican Busboys

Yo! Cabron! you better give that shirt a mexican dry clean before the jefe sees you.

by fuckaduck January 13, 2007