1# she body checked her mom because she pissed her off
2# stacys dad wanted to body check her boyfriend
2# stacys dad wanted to body check her boyfriend
by hellcatpyscho October 23, 2018
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A system that makes sure what you are spelling is actually a word. The downside to this system is it doesn't think my last name is a word, and rudely draws a line below it, asking me to change it.
Dude #1: Hey, Dude #2, I was word processing a document about the presidency of Barrack Obama, and I had a problem!
Dude #2: Yeah, what is it this time?
Dude #1: I was doing fine with most of the paper, but each time I spelled Barrack Obama's name, spell check kept telling me I was spelling his last name wrong. Is his last name really "Obama"?
Dude #2: *sighs* Yes, I am positive. Shall I spell check you name, MORON?
Dude #2: Yeah, what is it this time?
Dude #1: I was doing fine with most of the paper, but each time I spelled Barrack Obama's name, spell check kept telling me I was spelling his last name wrong. Is his last name really "Obama"?
Dude #2: *sighs* Yes, I am positive. Shall I spell check you name, MORON?
by Dudewatts March 25, 2010
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Get the check your pancakes mug.a wideley used term in the Kelowna, British Columbia area, derrived from the hockey locker room, you can use the phrase anywhere. Mainly used to shut someone up, and stops them from acting stupid.
by Scotty Cardno May 25, 2005
Get the check your life mug.Everyone knows that when two lesbians, in a relationship, cannot stop fighting over which one gets to be the butch, they have to have a tiebreaker to come to a final conclusion. This tie breaker consists of one Rug-muncher sticking a randomly chosen object into her vagina. After completing this initial act, the other Fur-burger Bandit must repeat the previous Whisker-biscuit Eater’s random act of object insertion. As this tiebreaker continues, the objects become larger, and more obscure, until one half of the “Dildo Duo” cannot totally engulf something the other one did; thus creating a single elimination, one letter game, of Dike Horse.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
Marla and Janine had been dating for about six months. Their love for each other was obviously undeniable. Unfortunately, the all-too-common lesbian relationship quandary presented itself, and they could not agree on who was the “Butch” of their relationship. Like all female homosexual couples presented with this problem, they proceeded with an Internationally Sanctioned Dover Dual. Unfortunately, what Janine did not realize, was how competitive and cut-throat her masculine, yet quite demure, lover Marla was. Janine proceeded to attempt a medium sized zucchini, when out of nowhere Marla pounced on her from behind and gave her a "Susie's Checkmate" . Nationally criticized Dover Dual Referee Bob Combo ruled it a clean win, and Marla was dubbed “King Strap-On Pitcher” of the relationship. After coming to, Janine stood up (piss dripping off her ear lobes) and realized she was doomed to be the “Rubber-Fist Catcher”, for the remainder of their female fiasco.
by Bob Combo January 3, 2011
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'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'
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