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Bristol Channel

As related to Bristols. A woman's cleavage, particularly a large example thereof.
I'd like to sail my Battleship into her Bristol Channel
by TheBristolChanneler June 14, 2008
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chanel

A mixture of flamable chemicals and scents that French prostitutes use to cover up the stench of fart they dropped through eating too much Garlic, snails, and Frogs Legs.
Rasp!!!
Phwoarrr! Eh - dont worry about it Monsieur Le Fopp
I will break out ze Chanel to cover up ze stink!
by Giant Condom October 25, 2007
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fuse channel

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History Channel

A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive erections from listening to the gettysburg address or listening to how ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.
"Dude, today at the library, i watched the history channel several times"

"Man, that's fuckin sick"
by Jumpsuit of Stealth April 12, 2006
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chandler

a super gay boy who sucks at soccer and kills animals such as DOGS AND PUFFER FISHES!
uhg, that boy is so stupid. he must be a chandler.
by kickmydog99 March 30, 2010
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fuse channel

pussy nu metal and pussy whining emo and pussy uranium and pussy rap

all they need is TRL and reality shows!
by REAL MUSIC LOVER August 17, 2004
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The Hitler Channel

BBC - Once a beacon of democracy and western culture, now another tool of Post-Nazi faschist propoganda.
BBC: Today's weather is *sieg heil!* around 83 degrees, *you are slaves to the capitalist hordes!* with a slight chance of clouds *the Jews control everything!* Some rain is expected *all hail der Fuhrer!* with a slight chance of chill *burn the infidels!*. Also today, Jennifer Aniston has queefed around 4.55 PM - this shocking story and more later on this evening's News Hour with Jim Lehrer. BBC news, have a nice day and Heil Hitler *Good-bye*. ...Wait did I just say...
by l0lp00ncl00n January 23, 2005
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