Carpet Snake

Carpet Snake is when a girl has a landing strip and a frighteningly long and floppy clit which resembles a snake

Man! That blonde has a major carpet snake!

by OG TWIDDLEDIDDLES April 9, 2015

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Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

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Related Words

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carpet monster

when your carpet is so sticky dirty from beer and whatnot and you drop something on it and you can't pick it up because its stuck.

hey jen, can u pick up my dildo because the carpet monster got it!

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

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Carpet-wagger

An extremely effeminate man. One that makes a carpet knight look tough

Devin youre a carpet-wagger

by Mclaugh January 14, 2009

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A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.

"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"

by Zyx987 December 8, 2013

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