sucks camel dick

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

Ghandi's Camel's Hoof

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

by Camelhead5 January 17, 2010

Camel Spit

When a girl is giving you head, and then spits your seaman in your eye.

"Oh man this girl last night was giving me head and she camel spit me man!!"

by KrisBoJangles January 29, 2008

camel sex

to gut a camel and have sex in it during a sand storm

it was so hot i felt like i was havin camel sex when i was on her

by heehee1 December 14, 2010

Camel kiss

When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would kiss you.

"Last night Rocky camel kissed me with his entire mouth!"

by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009

Camel toe kelly

A tall red headed middle aged woman with a massive gaping camel toe in tight yoga pants that smells of rotting asshole and dead fish, she also has twangy rat nips that point in the direction of cock,

Dude, camel toe Kelly is smelling fucking rank today.

by Mr schmitty ass September 5, 2011

camelsalesman

CamelSalesman's think they are god's gift to hot chicks. Often over 6ft tall with with tiny dicks and big egos.

So I was like riding my bike the other day and this hot chick jogging by nearly made me crash! WTF! I know, as the one and only camelsalesman, I'm irresitable riding my Hyo 250, but please chicky babes, give me a break once and a while!
I'm not here for the sex, just chats and stuff.

by HyoBasher April 9, 2008