Cave Shaved

The act of shaving when your not supposed to. Times such as No Shave November or on any bet that involves going for a long period of time without shaving.

Random Dude- Hey are you doing No Shave November?

Other Dude- Hell yeah man

2 weeks later

Random Dude- What happened?

Other dude- I cave shaved...

by jaydogg339 November 14, 2011

Cave Jockey

{Colloquial English, from East-End London}

A gentleman who enjoys riding in another man's dirty hole. Usually less intelligent than the closely related Marmite Miner.

Ben "C'mon Dave show me your arse"
Dave "Get off me Ben, you cave jockey"

by Brucey Big Bonus April 16, 2013

Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.

They went to go carve some turkeys.

by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013

Caijew

(kI 'jOO) n. A man who wears a kippah atop his bald head that looks strikingly similar to that of the beloved cartoon character, Caillou.

There's an old caijew that goes to my synagogue who could really use some Rogaine.

by euphguy February 27, 2014

Carvery Lass

A Yorkshire term for a fat girl who's hot enough to spit roast.

Ehh, see that that there carvery lass?

by doctorsnow May 15, 2014

Carve my chicken

The action of roughly giving a handjob.

"That b**ch really knew how to carve my chicken last night during Netflix and chill."
A female's version of tear it up can also be used by males to describe the action to his boys in the locker room.

by Luckyfarms April 7, 2016

cave slave

A slave to the cave; one who guards select caves for all eternity; every full moon a light been emits from their bums revealing the hidden secrets of the cave.

"Did you see that bright light?" "Yeah! It's a full moon, it must be the cave slave revealing the hidden secrets of the cave."

by shewhodanceswithbongs September 4, 2016