Steam-Cracker

When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.

Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter

by zzyyxxzyzyx April 23, 2011

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Poop on a cracker

A gym game guys play where they take turns shitting on a cracker. If they miss the cracker, they have to eat it.

Hey man, let's start a round of poop on a cracker!

by crackerman96 July 12, 2010

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cacker • Cacker/kacker • cacker juice • Cacker's Kanyon • Cacker Whacker • cackerdown • Cackered • Cackermowglee • cackersnacker • cackersplat

clackervalve

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004

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cracker

A cracker is a word to describe extemely white people. The use of the word cracker is more often used by non-white people then white people. cracker can be used as a joke or an exteme matter.

random person: sup cracker
white person: hey dude, whats crackin?
random person: your skin
white person: real funny dude

by MCSunShine01 March 14, 2011

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string and cracker

A frat game in which a cracker dangles from a string as several horny bastards proceed to ejaculate on it. The first to miss the cracker with his jizzum must consume it.

Man! that was a fun game of string and cracker. Yippikayay!!!! I need some listorine

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

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A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008

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