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california roadblock 

A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.
We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.

California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.
My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

California Minute 

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.
California Minute by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018

California Quesadilla 

When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.

California Condom 

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
California Condom by global_shipper December 22, 2018

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.