cooter crickets 

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

cooter crickets by Mattttt December 28, 2005

cooter 

An Uncleanly Vagina (Cunt)

My cooter smells like tuna.

cooter by Leah H. March 20, 2005

cooter doctor 

Another word for gynecologist, often used by immature teenage girls.

Betney seemed almost pleased with her visit to the cooter doctor: Reallythoughseriously, it was bad at all!"

cooter doctor by Krista July 14, 2004

cooter back 

When you can see a womans inner butt cheek from standing in front of her. The butt cheek behind her cooter. Most of the time it is when women are wearing really tight, really short shorts.

When she was standing on stage the audience had a very clear shot of her cooter back.

cooter back by Will June 18, 2006

Cooter 

A self-centered, big forehead, snapping turtle.

Savannah is a big cooter.

Cooter by Mayaia October 2, 2005

cootersnatch 

Universal meaning. Like the word fuck.

You're such a cootersnatch.

Did you have a cootersnatching good weekend?

I'm going to cootersnatch, be right back.

cootersnatch by negro April 11, 2005

juicey cooter 

when u drink orange juice and causes ur cooter to swell up.

When Haleigh was 6 she had a juicey cooter

juicey cooter by Michael Mead December 3, 2007